I'm inundated with curiosity today.
I've been watching the news, reading the news, getting sickened by
the news... same old story, I suppose. But still... some things I
see from people astound me. But I digress...
I'm a little bored today. I'm 4 hours
away from showtime, and surprisingly I'm not at all nervous. What
that says about me as a performer, I'm not sure. However, as a
person I have to say it's shocking the hell out of me. With the
limited experience I have on stage, one would think I'd be close to
panic... but not me. Does this mean I'm getting good at this? I
wouldn't say that... however, I might not object if others did... ;-)
So... here's a series of random
questions I have no answer to, but may decide to research someday.
Unless anyone reading this knows the answer, in which case I would
accept your input with open arms:
Where is the logic of charging people
more money for less service? (Yes, I'm talking to you, Comcast...
you wanna raise my bill for not using your phone... I find your
company shitty to begin with, but that takes the cake.)
When did politicians start to feel
their jobs were more career-long positions granted by birthright,
rather than temp jobs given to them by the public?
Why do people assume that their beliefs
are the only ones that should be followed, and than anyone who
disagrees with their views is a sinner, heathen, etc.?
Why can you not buy any brand-name
orange sherbet anymore? I mean stand-alone orange sherbet, not mixed
with nasty vanilla flavor or other sherbet flavors? And don't give
me that store brand garbage, that's nothing more than colored water
that forms ice crystals the day after you open the cheap plastic tub
it comes in. Epic failure by the grocery store.
What do people have against snakes?
I'm planning to own one within the next six months, and I've already
been told by several people that they will refuse to visit if I have
one. What a bad rap my little scaly buddies have, they're no more
vicious or dangerous than other animals... if you know how to take
care of them. I'm a quick learner.
If human beings evolved from monkeys &
apes, why do we still have monkeys & apes?
My hair is awesome. Not a question,
just a random observation :-)
Why is it such a bad deal to have
casinos around here? If people want to go spend a night trying their
luck playing a few games, so be it. It's not the fault of those
responsible enough to manage their money if other people go a little
crazy & lose their shirt. It's the same with banning fireworks
in this state... those of us who know how to properly ignite these
things are forced to head to New Hampshire & sneak them back
across the border, trying to dodge the state troopers on the way
back. Pretty lame. Apparently in our society, the concept of
personal accountability has been pushed aside in favor of the much
easier solution of denying things to all people. Lazy, lazy, lazy.
And unfair. Just sayin'...
***Editor's Note: As a former
substitute English teacher, I'm aware that there are many grammatical
errors within this entire blog. Tough shit, I'm not graded on this,
deal with it.***
What else can I throw out there...
Why isn't the phenomenon known as ASMR
more widely known? Through this simple practice, I have added so
much more potency to my daily meditations... and there are so many
talented practitioners & content creators out there that can help
you find the most exhilarating state of relaxation! Google ASMR when
you get the chance, then scour the files of YouTube. You won't be
disappointed.
Regarding my earlier comments about
performing... I've changed my mind. Not about being nervous, about
my self-judgment as a performer. I'm gonna go out on a limb here &
say I'm pretty damn good :-)
I love hockey more than football.
Never thought that would happen. But it has.
Christmas is coming... hide your
wallets, everybody else will be looking for them :-)
And on that note, I'm outta here. I
have a show to prep for. If you enjoyed my rambling on this blog,
good. If not, I'll deal with you later. With a blowtorch and
tweezers.
… okay, just tweezers.
Over & Out (or as my Canadian
relatives say, Oot.)
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